To Serve the People: Congress Agrees on New Debt Plan

by: Jason van Boom on July 30th, 2011 | 4 Comments »

BREAKING: Congress has agreed on a new debt ceiling plan! Huge savings will come through a Social Security and Medicare reform program that’s also eco-friendly. It’s called “Soylent Green.” Obama: “We’ve always known that the solution to these problems lies in the American people themselves.” Details to follow.

4 Responses to “To Serve the People: Congress Agrees on New Debt Plan”

1. Robin Vosburg says:

   July 31, 2011 at 1:12 am

   “To Serve Man” is a cookbook — and Soylent Green is recycled people…
2. gerald says:

   July 31, 2011 at 4:10 am

   Social safety net programs will soon be a thing of the past in America.
3. Don Thomann says:

   July 31, 2011 at 10:57 am

   The “Donner Party” is going global!
4. Claudia Walton says:

   October 2, 2011 at 11:24 pm

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